Carpet Bombing

[ehowton]

Its all in the eyes...

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[photogoot.livejournal.com]

Ha!

That is F'ing funny.

Tomas turning into a U.S. Marine.... Not in his wildest f'ing dreams!

Ha!

Good one.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Surprise, surprise, surprise! (http://www.wilddamntexan.com/kids/gomer_surprise.wav)

[photogoot.livejournal.com]

Your are not even human f'ing beings...

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

heh; walrus-looking. I amuse myself.

[photogoot.livejournal.com]

I'd love to take the walrus-looking comment in a new direction.... but I will be a good boy. :-]

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

I'd love to take the walrus-looking comment in a new direction....
I'd love to see where that goes.

but I will be a good boy. :-]
I really wish you wouldn't.

[photogoot.livejournal.com]

I'd love to see where that goes.
The hint is "it won't be pretty"...

I really wish you wouldn't.
I have one main concern. In the process others may deduce my sources.

My only secondary concern is it is a little mean, but when I think about how mad I was a couple of weeks ago my hesitation to do this melts away.

[catttitude.livejournal.com]

Oh, please do.

The Big Toe

[photogoot.livejournal.com]

Re: The Big Toe

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

I love you!

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

[photogoot.livejournal.com]

I am so tempted... You have no idea.

[celtmanx.livejournal.com]

There is potential in everyone, it just has to be realized!

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Freddy, as a younger man, I was a sculptor, a painter, and a musician. There was just one problem: I wasn't very good. As a matter of fact, I was dreadful. I finally came to the frustrating conclusion that I had taste and style, but not talent. I knew my limitations. We all have our limitations, Freddy. Fortunately, I discovered that taste and style were commodities that people desired. Freddy, what I am saying is: know your limitations. You are a moron.

[celtmanx.livejournal.com]

Just think, me the voice of reason!!!

[photogoot.livejournal.com]

I hear the sounds of continents pulling apart!

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Tomorrow morning, I'll be moving at the speed of continental drift.

[photogoot.livejournal.com]

The sooner that boy realized he has already reached the zenith of his usefulness the better. The rest of his life will seem less traumatic and he could rest comfortably just being the tard that he is.

[celtmanx.livejournal.com]

Then again he would probably be Leonard 'Private Pyle' Pratt from Full Metal Jacket.

[photogoot.livejournal.com]

Aren't you still being a bit optimistic?

[celtmanx.livejournal.com]

That's me, ever the optimist!!!


Aren't you up late in Yankee Land???

[photogoot.livejournal.com]

Very. I don't like myself so I often punish myself in ways I am not consciously aware of.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

You little scumbag! I got your name, I got your ass! You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers, I will teach you! Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

He has his place in the Circle of Life. I learned that from King Mufasa.