And as much as I would love to take credit for it, I only performed the transition. All the credit goes to drax0r for his original idea. (http://schpydurx.livejournal.com/17686.html?thread=506390#t506390) I am but a charlatan, amongst creative giants.
and friends, personality, wit, humor, singing ability, intelligence, money, family, education, skill, health, common sense, and did I mention personality?
Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!
Freddy, as a younger man, I was a sculptor, a painter, and a musician. There was just one problem: I wasn't very good. As a matter of fact, I was dreadful. I finally came to the frustrating conclusion that I had taste and style, but not talent. I knew my limitations. We all have our limitations, Freddy. Fortunately, I discovered that taste and style were commodities that people desired. Freddy, what I am saying is: know your limitations. You are a moron.
The sooner that boy realized he has already reached the zenith of his usefulness the better. The rest of his life will seem less traumatic and he could rest comfortably just being the tard that he is.
Thinks; I am racking my brain for avatars and don't really have time to make them right now. over the summer that should change. BTW yours are impeccable.
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But thank you for letting me know lest I forgot.
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Crack will kill ya!
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:-)
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That is F'ing funny.
Tomas turning into a U.S. Marine.... Not in his wildest f'ing dreams!
Ha!
Good one.
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Cleaners
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I would bow obsequiously, but I'm still crying with laughter.
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