Tom vs. Whiskey

[ehowton]

No one asked; no one wants to know.

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Later, we put him in the truck and told him not to leave the vehicle.

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This is where he spent most of Saturday night. Including a trip down the highway.
At one point enroute, he did look up, and his expression seemed to ask, Who am I?

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The next morning, I force a Bad Girl Power Drink down him.

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By the time we get to the airport, he looks as if he were rode hard and put away wet.

Comments

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

The horror...the horror...

[melancthe.livejournal.com]

But you braved the horror to provide us all with lulz. We're eternally grateful!

*bows*

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

This R serious thread. No lulz allowed. (Ok, sorry - I simply CANNOT hold a straight face while typing that):

No one asked; no one wants to know.

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

What in God's holy name are you blathering about?

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

I'll tell you what I'm blathering about... I've got information man! New shit has come to light! And shit... man, she kidnapped herself. Well sure, man. Look at it... a young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, you know, and she, uh, uh, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers, and that's cool... that's, that's cool, I'm, I'm saying, she needs money, man. And of course they're going to say that they didn't get it, because... she wants more, man! She's got to feed the monkey, I mean uh... hasn't that ever occurred to you, man? Sir?

[melancthe.livejournal.com]

I am almost peeing myself with laughter at this thread (in addition to the entire post) and your icon.

You, sir, are a genius.

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

You should read some of the other comments too.

[melancthe.livejournal.com]

Oh, I assure you that I have been. They're awfully amusing.

[jaceman.livejournal.com]

Nice uhm... eyes!

-DocJollyWood

[melancthe.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[jaceman.livejournal.com]

You're welcome, now kindly pay me the same respect and take your eyes off my pants while I'm talking to you.

-DocJollyWood

[melancthe.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. Who knew I was that obvious? ;)

[jaceman.livejournal.com]

It's not really that YOU are that obvious. It's just that I'm used to it. Even Mom stares.

-DocJollyWood

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

Go to hell.

[jaceman.livejournal.com]

Who was talking to you, exactly?

-DocJollyWood

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

you, sir.

[jaceman.livejournal.com]

You were staring at my crotch then?

-DocJollyWood

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

no, i wasn't. I was telling you you could go to hell for talking about your mom that way.

[jesskd26.livejournal.com]

no, i wasn't. I was telling you you could go to hell for talking about your mom that way.

Hey....do you have something going with his mom? You sick pervert!

[jaceman.livejournal.com]

What I want to do is beat the piss out of you for telling me to 'go to hell,' but to save myself a trip to jail, I'm just going to quote something that seems very applicable now.

Who was talking to you, exactly?

-DocJollyWood

[leonardii.livejournal.com]

Drop the bomb! Kill them all!