You may have heard of a little movie starring Brad Pitt and Edward Norton called Fight Club. If you have seen it, you'll recall that in the movie towards the beginning, there are references made to Ikea.
Now, I had stumbled across enough articles to know that Ikea was a real company, yet I had never seen a store in person. Therefore, when Tony was driving me home from the airport and we passed the Ikea store with its ginormous sign, I was like "Holy Shit!!! Is that their headquarters?" and Tony said "No, that's just a show room. They have a bigger building down the road a ways."
I couldn't imagine that for some reason.
P.S. I've got that fever/diarrhea/feel-like-shit shit that you had. The cowbell just isn't working.
While I appreciate you bringing up my gastro-intestinal functions in a public forum, I would like to take this opportunity to point out that at no time during my two evenings of above-average temperature, did I ever experience loose bowels.
There was once an Indian Native American back in the days of the Old West named Bowels who was being persuaded to move off of his land because the railroad company wanted to lay track across his land. So the Indian went into town to hire a lawywer.
Well, this particular Indian Native American couldn't read all that well. So he ended up going to the doctor instead. He tells the Doc, "Bowels no move." So the doctor gave him a laxative and told him to come back the next day. The next day, Bowels came back and said "Bowels still don't move." So the good doctor gave Bowels and even stronger laxative and told him to come back in the morning. The very next morning, the Indian Native American came in and said, "Bowels move. Tent full of do-do."
Sounds like fun. I want a day off when I am not sick. I took off this Friday but the day is packed with candle business activity. I do have 11 days off at Christmas - I Can't wait!!!!! I have my closets all lined up to be cleaned out!
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Also, love the aged metal mariachi band on the shelf.
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Me gusta cantar el sol
Un mariachi me acompana
Cuando canto mi cancion
Me gusta tomar mis copas
Aguardiente es lo mejor
Tambien el tequila blanco
Con su sal le da sabor
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You may have heard of a little movie starring Brad Pitt and Edward Norton called Fight Club. If you have seen it, you'll recall that in the movie towards the beginning, there are references made to Ikea.
Now, I had stumbled across enough articles to know that Ikea was a real company, yet I had never seen a store in person. Therefore, when Tony was driving me home from the airport and we passed the Ikea store with its ginormous sign, I was like "Holy Shit!!! Is that their headquarters?" and Tony said "No, that's just a show room. They have a bigger building down the road a ways."
I couldn't imagine that for some reason.
P.S. I've got that fever/diarrhea/feel-like-shit shit that you had. The cowbell just isn't working.
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IndianNative American back in the days of the Old West named Bowels who was being persuaded to move off of his land because the railroad company wanted to lay track across his land. So the Indian went into town to hire a lawywer.Well, this particular
IndianNative American couldn't read all that well. So he ended up going to the doctor instead. He tells the Doc, "Bowels no move." So the doctor gave him a laxative and told him to come back the next day. The next day, Bowels came back and said "Bowels still don't move." So the good doctor gave Bowels and even stronger laxative and told him to come back in the morning. The very next morning, theIndianNative American came in and said, "Bowels move. Tent full of do-do."no subject
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Gotta love that Texas Sunshine!
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It's time for a sexy party!
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