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ehowton ([personal profile] ehowton) wrote2009-08-28 11:10 am

Happenings Around Texas


  • [livejournal.com profile] onthetrails has an open tech position in Sherman, just North of Anna.

  • [livejournal.com profile] drax0r has been training to be a mixed-martial arts "cage fighter" and I've been promoting an Exhibition Fight in my backyard - so far the response has been positive and we're going to have quite a turnout. I'm going to buy a bunch of folding chairs and we're all going to take turns smacking him with them. Please let me know if you're interested in fighting [livejournal.com profile] drax0r for training purposes, or showing up to watch the scrimmage.

  • For those of you who don't know [livejournal.com profile] drax0r he's like the Nacho Libre of UFC. In that regard, if anyone has a luchador mask or stretchy-pants we can borrow for the fight, please bring them.




Dodge, duck, dip, dive and...dodge!

[identity profile] ehowton.livejournal.com 2009-08-30 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
It was merely an example. I forgot that in the imperfect, literal world in which filters your every thought and action, examples were forbidden. Nonetheless, it remains accurate, and as always, I rarely full of shit.

Jesus used parables. You must think him a babbling idiot. To draw from one of his examples, please remove the 7-masted schooner from your own ass before attempting to pluck the splinter from mine.

I don't know what fuels your unfettered antagonism, but perhaps you should focus your ire there? I would be angry if I were as continuously grumpy as you always seems to be.

Stress less, dude.

[identity profile] schpydurx.livejournal.com 2009-08-30 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
This isn't about stressing less. This is about you not being an arrogant prick.

[identity profile] ehowton.livejournal.com 2009-08-30 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Whatever. Go back and re-read your words. You haven't said anything.

[identity profile] schpydurx.livejournal.com 2009-08-30 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I say it here, it comes out there.