PostSecretion

[ehowton]

After all the research I poured into yesterday's post, and learning all about PostSecret, during a comment I left irulan_amy I've decided to start a spin-off site, with a twist.

I'll call it:

POST SECRETION


Here's how it'll work - all you sickos out there can wipe, smear, drip, spit, forcibly eject, ejaculate, or excrete any substance you wish onto a plain white 3x5 postcard and send it to me with your sick, pathetic, emo story about how you came to be in contact with, or your story behind your own secretion and why you think you need to share this information with the world.

I'll make millions.

Comments

[unixwolf.livejournal.com]

You are a sick fuck.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I'll make you partner when we make our first million.

[celtmanx.livejournal.com]

I'm sure he'd love to be your partner!!!

But someone I think would be very jealous and threaten to post secret e-mails of an embarrassing nature!!!

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

I can't be embarrassed.

[celtmanx.livejournal.com]

Aren't there pictures of you and drax0r in action???

[celtmanx.livejournal.com]

No response says volumes!!!

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Most people our age who have children are 'sleeping' at the time you posted this. If you like, I can wait until you're asleep, then ask you questions immediately followed with, 'no response says volumes' if you like. This is not an Instant Messenger client, its a blog. Come to think of it, I bet you're sleeping now!

[celtmanx.livejournal.com]

He loves you too!!!