Tom vs. Whiskey

[ehowton]

No one asked; no one wants to know.

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Later, we put him in the truck and told him not to leave the vehicle.

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This is where he spent most of Saturday night. Including a trip down the highway.
At one point enroute, he did look up, and his expression seemed to ask, Who am I?

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The next morning, I force a Bad Girl Power Drink down him.

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By the time we get to the airport, he looks as if he were rode hard and put away wet.

Comments

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

No. See, ehowton had some scotch that he's been saving for quite some time that ehowton commanded photogoot to give a glass to leonardii. Later on, Ted, owner of Anna's Fine Wine and Spirits had brought a bag full of scotches. I only had a sip of his and a sip of what leonardii had, but I assure you it was enough to uh, make me the star of the party as it were.

[jaceman.livejournal.com]

show me the thesaurus you're using...

Mine doesn't list ass as a synonym for star anywhere.

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

Party to me, politics to you.

[jesskd26.livejournal.com]

show me the thesaurus you're using...

Mine doesn't list ass as a synonym for star anywhere.

Oh man....that was greatness.

[jaceman.livejournal.com]

Thanks, I'll be here all week.

*tips his hat*

[melancthe.livejournal.com]

Of course.

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

I swear on the gave of my mother that's a true story.



Ted is in the yellow shrit on the far right.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Your mother was a judge? You meant, 'gavel?'

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

Goddamnit!

Grave! I meant grave!

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

That's a grave error.

[jaceman.livejournal.com]

That would be the most corny joke ever told if it weren't one of the most morbid.

-INTENSErat

[melancthe.livejournal.com]

I'm confused as to what Ted and his yellow shirt have to do with anything.

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

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[melancthe.livejournal.com]

Hmm.

Maybe you're still hungover.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

How very complex, sir! Pray tell, what does it all mean?

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

You were there. If you don't get it, there's no point in trying to explain it to anyone.

And I'm not hungover.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Me to. And I was there.

[melancthe.livejournal.com]

Oh good. I was wondering whether I was suffering from extraordinary stupidity.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Its like...a puzzle. With no correct answer. He's a Rorschach test. I call him, "Ink Blot."

[melancthe.livejournal.com]

Like a jigsaw puzzle with a few pieces missing?

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Precisely.

[jaceman.livejournal.com]

It doesn't help that the box is missing so you can't even see what the picture would look like IF all of the pieces were there.

-2LumpsOSugar

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

In summation - our friend Tom is on such a high cerebral plane as to appear to us mere humans, as a jigsaw puzzle of a Rorschach test, without the box containing a picture of the ink blot, and with a few pieces missing.

Got it.

[jaceman.livejournal.com]

Does it get any clearer?

[celtmanx.livejournal.com]

It has to do with Ted's girlfriend nibbling and biting on photogoot 's sausage that evening!!!