Tom vs. Whiskey

[ehowton]

No one asked; no one wants to know.

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Later, we put him in the truck and told him not to leave the vehicle.

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This is where he spent most of Saturday night. Including a trip down the highway.
At one point enroute, he did look up, and his expression seemed to ask, Who am I?

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The next morning, I force a Bad Girl Power Drink down him.

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By the time we get to the airport, he looks as if he were rode hard and put away wet.

Comments

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

Do you know if celtmanx enjoyed any of that Crown I brought just for him?

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

You sir, consumed it all prior to his arrival. Its the thought that counts.

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

Nice try. But I didn't have a drop of Crown. I stuck to Jack plus whatever scotch was going around. I remember asking photogoot if it would be cool to mix Crown and Jack as I had just poured the last of the Jack, but I did not have one drop of Crown.

[melancthe.livejournal.com]

plus whatever scotch was going around

ie. all of it?

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

No. See, ehowton had some scotch that he's been saving for quite some time that ehowton commanded photogoot to give a glass to leonardii. Later on, Ted, owner of Anna's Fine Wine and Spirits had brought a bag full of scotches. I only had a sip of his and a sip of what leonardii had, but I assure you it was enough to uh, make me the star of the party as it were.

[jaceman.livejournal.com]

show me the thesaurus you're using...

Mine doesn't list ass as a synonym for star anywhere.

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

Party to me, politics to you.

[jesskd26.livejournal.com]

show me the thesaurus you're using...

Mine doesn't list ass as a synonym for star anywhere.

Oh man....that was greatness.

[jaceman.livejournal.com]

Thanks, I'll be here all week.

*tips his hat*

[melancthe.livejournal.com]

Of course.

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

I swear on the gave of my mother that's a true story.



Ted is in the yellow shrit on the far right.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Your mother was a judge? You meant, 'gavel?'

[melancthe.livejournal.com]

I'm confused as to what Ted and his yellow shirt have to do with anything.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

We take our rye very seriously around here, ma'am. This I can assure you: Though I did share the Macallan 12 with our dear Tomas, at no point did his lips touch the Macallan 18.

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

I assure you, sir, that when you told photogoot to "give that man whatever he wants" (refering to leonardii, I got a sip out of that. Ask either of them.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

I will kill them both you drunk fuck.

[melancthe.livejournal.com]

Was that because you hid the bottle?

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Oh hell yes.

[jesskd26.livejournal.com]

Do you know if celtmanx enjoyed any of that Crown I brought just for him?

Holy crap Tomas! Are you in love with celtmanx? That is who you were very concerned about in the bathroom last weekend. For God's sake he is a married man!

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Where did that Anal Eaze go?

[jesskd26.livejournal.com]

I'm beginning to wonder.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

I might've squeezed some between two crackers and eaten it.

[celtmanx.livejournal.com]

Thank you for the Crown Royal but no, I never had a sip. No one mentioned you got it for me.

I appreciate the thought!!!

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Its the thought that counts.

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

Damn!