Tom vs. Whiskey

[ehowton]

No one asked; no one wants to know.

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Later, we put him in the truck and told him not to leave the vehicle.

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This is where he spent most of Saturday night. Including a trip down the highway.
At one point enroute, he did look up, and his expression seemed to ask, Who am I?

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The next morning, I force a Bad Girl Power Drink down him.

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By the time we get to the airport, he looks as if he were rode hard and put away wet.

Comments

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

I actually felt like I was in troulbe when he did that. That's the only reason he got the glass.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

THIS sir, is the most accurate example of being pwned you will likely ever run across.

Everything else pales in comparison.

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

Well, hell! You might as well come out and say "Who's your father? Who's your father?"

[jaceman.livejournal.com]

I thought drax0r was speaking fictitiously until you replied and confirmed the events.

I LITERALLY laughed out loud... in fact so long and so loud I may be getting fired.

Sad... really sad...

I feel as though I should thank you genuinely now though. You have just convinced me to remain sober for the remainder of my life.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

True story.

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

Proud to be of service. And if you do get fired, you might want to show them the post since you've nothing to loose.

[jaceman.livejournal.com]

You know... I've had this strong desire to commit my first homicide every time you've uttered the word, "teabagging," but no more. Now I just feel sorry for you!

I think for Christmas I'll be getting you a "Binky."