Tom vs. Whiskey

[ehowton]

No one asked; no one wants to know.

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Later, we put him in the truck and told him not to leave the vehicle.

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This is where he spent most of Saturday night. Including a trip down the highway.
At one point enroute, he did look up, and his expression seemed to ask, Who am I?

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The next morning, I force a Bad Girl Power Drink down him.

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By the time we get to the airport, he looks as if he were rode hard and put away wet.

Comments

[jaceman.livejournal.com]

Oh, suave... yes ma'am my specialty! You mean something like, "You know, you really shouldn't talk with your mouth full. So what do you say we give you a reason to remain silent little darlin'?"

Is that what you had in mind?

-DocJollyWood

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

DocJollyWood and professortom were twins, separated at birth.

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

I can laugh at that given who professortom is.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Your alter-ego? That is funny!

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

it's you, dumbass!

[jaceman.livejournal.com]

We are all united in laughing at you. That's no big announcement!

-2LumpsOSugar

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

Teabaggin'.

[jaceman.livejournal.com]

I checked out professortom's blog and I have a good mind to beat the holy hell out of you for suggesting such a thing.

-DocJollyWood

[jaceman.livejournal.com]

Daaaaang dude! And you're always asking me why you can't find a woman... gee, I dunno.