Tom vs. Whiskey

[ehowton]

No one asked; no one wants to know.

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Later, we put him in the truck and told him not to leave the vehicle.

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This is where he spent most of Saturday night. Including a trip down the highway.
At one point enroute, he did look up, and his expression seemed to ask, Who am I?

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The next morning, I force a Bad Girl Power Drink down him.

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By the time we get to the airport, he looks as if he were rode hard and put away wet.

Comments

[jesskd26.livejournal.com]

Tony wouldn't take the truck to work for two days because of the vomit spill down the back.

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

Even after it went to the car wash?

[jesskd26.livejournal.com]

I don't think it's been to the car wash even now. I made him take the truck yesterday because I needed my car for grocery shopping.

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

Why doesn't he take it to the car wash?

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Because it reeks of death.

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

That's why you wash it.

[jesskd26.livejournal.com]

Because he's tony and tony is lazy. It will likely get cleaned by the next rain.

I am also still picking up condom packets out of the yard.

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

I offered to gather those for you, but Eric would not let me on the pretense of time wasted and then the fucker forgot his glasses at the house we went back to and tried to blame this on me. So we could have visited for quite a bit more time had he kept his wits about him. Sad, really.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Yes, we inspected it. It requires power-washing. The mop just didn't do the job.

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

So all you Texans have for a car wash is a damn mop in a bucket of soap water? And you thought you could persaude me to believe that Alabama was bacwards.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Interesting conclusion you've drawn. Dumb, but interesting.

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

I'm just repeating what you said, dumbass.