Tom vs. Whiskey

[ehowton]

No one asked; no one wants to know.

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Later, we put him in the truck and told him not to leave the vehicle.

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This is where he spent most of Saturday night. Including a trip down the highway.
At one point enroute, he did look up, and his expression seemed to ask, Who am I?

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The next morning, I force a Bad Girl Power Drink down him.

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By the time we get to the airport, he looks as if he were rode hard and put away wet.

Comments

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

We take our rye very seriously around here, ma'am. This I can assure you: Though I did share the Macallan 12 with our dear Tomas, at no point did his lips touch the Macallan 18.

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

I assure you, sir, that when you told photogoot to "give that man whatever he wants" (refering to leonardii, I got a sip out of that. Ask either of them.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

I will kill them both you drunk fuck.

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

Don't do that. Who will give us stories when your ass is in jail?

[melancthe.livejournal.com]

Was that because you hid the bottle?

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Oh hell yes.

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

You do realize we did not enjoy a Cuban together nor did we eat Chipolte during my brief stay.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Au contraire my vomitous friend. Those of us who were sober at the end of the night, did actually enjoy a Cuban.

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

I hate you.

[melancthe.livejournal.com]

Someone rolled high on his wisdom check! :D

[jaceman.livejournal.com]

I thought I was probably the BIGGEST geek out of all ehowton's acquaintances... until I read that. Although, since I got the reference, perhaps I still am.

[melancthe.livejournal.com]

I like to think of myself as combining geekiness with quality cleavage. *nodnod*

[jaceman.livejournal.com]

Even nicer "eyes" than those I just commented on moments ago.

-DocJollyWood

[melancthe.livejournal.com]

*modest look* I like them myself too.

:)

[jaceman.livejournal.com]

Ah yes my dear, I see you changed the color of your contacts.

-DocJollyWood

[melancthe.livejournal.com]

Why, I swoon before your astute powers of observation!

[jaceman.livejournal.com]

Holy!

[drax0r.livejournal.com]

Tom rolled a 1.

[jaceman.livejournal.com]

Could have been worse. Could have been an agility check while tight-rope walking.

[jaceman.livejournal.com]

Now that I think about it, in his condition, a roll of 20 and he still would have died.

[jaceman.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and that's while walking on the ground too. Screw the rope!

-INTENSErat

[melancthe.livejournal.com]

Now, if we add his wisdom modifier ...

... Y HELLO THAR NEGATIVE NUMBER.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Reminds me of one of codekitten's Dilbert avatars:

[time3.livejournal.com]

Love that Dilbert :)

[jaceman.livejournal.com]

¿Que?

-Tacos4Sanchez