Tom vs. Whiskey

[ehowton]

No one asked; no one wants to know.

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Later, we put him in the truck and told him not to leave the vehicle.

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This is where he spent most of Saturday night. Including a trip down the highway.
At one point enroute, he did look up, and his expression seemed to ask, Who am I?

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The next morning, I force a Bad Girl Power Drink down him.

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By the time we get to the airport, he looks as if he were rode hard and put away wet.

Comments

[melancthe.livejournal.com]

plus whatever scotch was going around

ie. all of it?

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

No. See, ehowton had some scotch that he's been saving for quite some time that ehowton commanded photogoot to give a glass to leonardii. Later on, Ted, owner of Anna's Fine Wine and Spirits had brought a bag full of scotches. I only had a sip of his and a sip of what leonardii had, but I assure you it was enough to uh, make me the star of the party as it were.

[jaceman.livejournal.com]

show me the thesaurus you're using...

Mine doesn't list ass as a synonym for star anywhere.

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

Party to me, politics to you.

[jesskd26.livejournal.com]

show me the thesaurus you're using...

Mine doesn't list ass as a synonym for star anywhere.

Oh man....that was greatness.

[jaceman.livejournal.com]

Thanks, I'll be here all week.

*tips his hat*

[melancthe.livejournal.com]

Of course.

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

I swear on the gave of my mother that's a true story.



Ted is in the yellow shrit on the far right.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Your mother was a judge? You meant, 'gavel?'

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

Goddamnit!

Grave! I meant grave!

[melancthe.livejournal.com]

I'm confused as to what Ted and his yellow shirt have to do with anything.

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

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[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Me to. And I was there.

[celtmanx.livejournal.com]

It has to do with Ted's girlfriend nibbling and biting on photogoot 's sausage that evening!!!

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

We take our rye very seriously around here, ma'am. This I can assure you: Though I did share the Macallan 12 with our dear Tomas, at no point did his lips touch the Macallan 18.

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

I assure you, sir, that when you told photogoot to "give that man whatever he wants" (refering to leonardii, I got a sip out of that. Ask either of them.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

I will kill them both you drunk fuck.

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

Don't do that. Who will give us stories when your ass is in jail?

[melancthe.livejournal.com]

Was that because you hid the bottle?

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Oh hell yes.

[schpydurx.livejournal.com]

You do realize we did not enjoy a Cuban together nor did we eat Chipolte during my brief stay.

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Au contraire my vomitous friend. Those of us who were sober at the end of the night, did actually enjoy a Cuban.

[melancthe.livejournal.com]

Someone rolled high on his wisdom check! :D

[jaceman.livejournal.com]

I thought I was probably the BIGGEST geek out of all ehowton's acquaintances... until I read that. Although, since I got the reference, perhaps I still am.

[drax0r.livejournal.com]

Tom rolled a 1.