Navigation isn't the problem... keeping the office open so that I don't lose pay is the problem.
The good news is the office is staying open, so I don't lose any income. However, I'm still stuck with PB&J; allow me to demonstrate why.
First, we know that... Snow Days = Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches
Well, unfortunately...
Office Staying Open = Same Thing...
Office Staying Open = Hazardous Roads at Close of Business Hazardous Roads at Close of Business = Traffic Problems Traffic Problems = Idiots Getting Ticked Off Idiots Getting Ticked Off = Accidents Accidents = Increased Insurance Premium + Deductible Increased Insurance Premium + Deductible = Falling Behind on Mortgage Falling Behind on Mortgage = Foreclosure Foreclosure = Upset & Depressed Wife Upset & Depressed Wife = Divorce Divorce = Jace Cooking for Himself Jace Cooking for Himself = Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwiches
-- It takes a little longer to work out the math in this formula, but as you can see, I'm screwed whether the office closes or not.
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The good news is the office is staying open, so I don't lose any income. However, I'm still stuck with PB&J; allow me to demonstrate why.
First, we know that...
Snow Days = Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches
Well, unfortunately...
Office Staying Open = Same Thing...
Office Staying Open = Hazardous Roads at Close of Business
Hazardous Roads at Close of Business = Traffic Problems
Traffic Problems = Idiots Getting Ticked Off
Idiots Getting Ticked Off = Accidents
Accidents = Increased Insurance Premium + Deductible
Increased Insurance Premium + Deductible = Falling Behind on Mortgage
Falling Behind on Mortgage = Foreclosure
Foreclosure = Upset & Depressed Wife
Upset & Depressed Wife = Divorce
Divorce = Jace Cooking for Himself
Jace Cooking for Himself = Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwiches
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It takes a little longer to work out the math in this formula, but as you can see, I'm screwed whether the office closes or not.