To date Tony has purchased an Apple Mac Mini, an Apple ibook, an Apple PowerMac G5, and an Apple iPod. I feel certain that his next purchase will be a Volkswagen Bug. Probably the Turbo version.

The last time I was on a double-layered highway was in Philly, and I was able to scream across only via the same Five D's method; Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive, and....Dodge