I don't know why, but for some reason, you remind me of my dad in this photograph.
You hate your dad. I don't know how to take that.

You model the suggested outfit well. It suits you.
Thank you. I'm sure a Texas Ranger's would fit me better.

I don't give a good Goddamn about sports.
I'm right there with you.

Perhaps I should retire from blogging.
That's probably the most igornant thing I think I've ever heard you say.