The cyborg barbarian - that's for me. While I was looking at it, Lena came in the room and I started to explain how this thread came about. She pointed to the cyborg and I said "YEAH!" Now she's disgusted because she was only just kidding. I'm eleated because I wasn't! She wants me to be a nice handsome barbarian. I said "yes, Darling, that will make all the villagers feel so much better when my horde comes to rape, pillage and burn!" Where's my axe?!