Oh you're right. I really wanna be a rebel, but I can't seem to shake this reputation as a good corporate citizen.

I mean, I always try to be the best-dressed guy in the office. Not too much though, cause I don't want anybody else to feel bad.

I'm always early to work, and always the last to leave.

Every assignment I'm handed gets handled in a quick and proper manner.

I enter my time promptly at the end of each work day, and I submit complete and thorough status reports every week as required.

Perhaps one day, I'll learn to properly 'stick it to the man' - until then, I'll just have to admire the corporate rebel that is ehowton