https://danzigfried.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] danzigfried.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] ehowton 2006-03-03 05:20 am (UTC)

How is it that you can take such an arcane story, obscure and meatless and turn it into an adventure of satisfying fullfillment? Truly you possess a gift. ...you are a special, special man, Guantanamo.

Even the softest breeze, whispering through your mandibular follicles on an even missouri morn, would bring forth such an utterance of momentous prose as to make a common man, nay, a lesser man weep with sheer joy and unbridled passion in its declaration.

Weep. Weep! ..for thou hast been witness to and toiled in the presence of greatness...GREATNESS!

Woe to be the simpleton, relegated to lower environmental portals than he, such as never to witness the completion of ones soul through spontaneous correspondence, both of natural and unnatural means!

Mankind shall ever hope and dream of the day when each, padawan and peer, are smote by thy sovereign hand for our technical transgressions and impetuousness. Glory shall be seen and known by all on that day of come-uppance. Take pride, my teacher and friend on this day, and know that thou is loved, and have created many wonderous things.

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