My cousin Michael, Jason's brother, felt compassion once for a homeless lot lizard. He took her home and let her sleep on the couch despite his wife's objections. He soon cheated on his wife with her and ended up getting divorced and marrying the white trash lot lizard. Soon they had a baby and then she left him and the baby for the two white trash guys in the house across the street. He soon moved out of embarrassment. I don't think there is anything worse than a white trash lot lizard from West Texas.