Ah Yes... foreplay. Well now, I must sip from the Green Goddess and partake in her divine glory. And since what I mentioned isn't really legal...

This brings to mind Chris Rock's take on this particular- (not really word for word)

"...you could get rid of all the illegal drugs in the world. It wouldn't change a thing. People will just think of new ways to get high.

'yo check this out, check this out...you get a baby's bottle, fill it up with some high-test gasoline and some week old lima beans, let it sit over night, and suck on it - man you'll get fucked up!"