I hereby dub thee 'Holmes.' Yes, that statement was completely false. I love vanilla. Ice cream, cakes, milkshakes, cookies. I use real Mexican vanilla in my baking and in my hot cereal.

15. Another man once put me in his mouth.

I'd just left the Air Force and had spent an evening with a friend who'd recently come out of the closet. We'd stayed up late drinking and I fell asleep on the couch. I awoke to his partner gobbling my cock. I tapped him on the shoulder and explained that he wasn't having any success because I wasn't gay. He suggested some other activities I might be interested in as if he hadn't heard me. I didn't mention the incident to my friend the next morning, but that sure was weird.