PostSecretion

[ehowton]

After all the research I poured into yesterday's post, and learning all about PostSecret, during a comment I left irulan_amy I've decided to start a spin-off site, with a twist.

I'll call it:

POST SECRETION


Here's how it'll work - all you sickos out there can wipe, smear, drip, spit, forcibly eject, ejaculate, or excrete any substance you wish onto a plain white 3x5 postcard and send it to me with your sick, pathetic, emo story about how you came to be in contact with, or your story behind your own secretion and why you think you need to share this information with the world.

I'll make millions.

Comments

Re: Gross!

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Its a sick world out there. That's why my new site will succeed. What about the postman who delivers the post cards to PostSecret? You think he's not emotionally scarred reading day after day the perversions which pass through his hand? Mine will simply crank up the 'Ewwwww!' factor significantly, which I think is where the draw will be. Volumes will arrive. I may be seen as singlehandedly reinvigorating the United States Postal Service and will have a stamp made of my face in honor. I can almost taste the dry mint adhesive which covers the reverse side.