PostSecretion

[ehowton]

After all the research I poured into yesterday's post, and learning all about PostSecret, during a comment I left irulan_amy I've decided to start a spin-off site, with a twist.

I'll call it:

POST SECRETION


Here's how it'll work - all you sickos out there can wipe, smear, drip, spit, forcibly eject, ejaculate, or excrete any substance you wish onto a plain white 3x5 postcard and send it to me with your sick, pathetic, emo story about how you came to be in contact with, or your story behind your own secretion and why you think you need to share this information with the world.

I'll make millions.

Comments

Gross!

[galinda822.livejournal.com]

Your poor mail carrier will have to wear a biohazard suit.

Re: Gross!

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Its a sick world out there. That's why my new site will succeed. What about the postman who delivers the post cards to PostSecret? You think he's not emotionally scarred reading day after day the perversions which pass through his hand? Mine will simply crank up the 'Ewwwww!' factor significantly, which I think is where the draw will be. Volumes will arrive. I may be seen as singlehandedly reinvigorating the United States Postal Service and will have a stamp made of my face in honor. I can almost taste the dry mint adhesive which covers the reverse side.

Re: Gross!

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

Hey - next time I see you, will you secrete on me directly? I'm thinking of putting up a paid members-only area where they can log in and watch secretion transfer take place.

Re: Gross!

[galinda822.livejournal.com]

It would be my pleasure! :)

Re: Gross!

[celtmanx.livejournal.com]

I could swear she already did that!!!

Re: Gross!

[celtmanx.livejournal.com]

No reply says volumes!!

Re: Gross!

[ehowton.livejournal.com]

So does not sleeping at 0138.