I think I'll skip the gloss, thank you very much. And one can only assume since he's left the nest and started primary school, that he picks these things up from his mates. Where they get it God only knows. I mean, some parents must be just moronic automatons because he comes home with some of the most outrageous claims.

I'm likely going to get my ass kicked some day by an irate parent, because in no uncertain terms I tell my son that if little Billy's dad really lets little Billy do [some inane age-inappropriate thing] that Billy's dad is an idiot and doesn't care about little Billy's well-being.

Gangsign! Sheesh!