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ehowton ([personal profile] ehowton) wrote2008-04-17 08:00 pm
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What if...

What if [livejournal.com profile] schpydurx was not actually drunk, rather method acting?






[identity profile] ehowton.livejournal.com 2008-04-18 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Never let that permanently bent-into-a-clawlike-fist hand of his touch your cheek. He stroked mine once when he was drunk, and as it turns out, all that hair in the palm is actually a fantastic absorber of scent.

I just threw up again.

[identity profile] schpydurx.livejournal.com 2008-04-18 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I do not wank that much. I am asexual.

Re: Wanker

[identity profile] ehowton.livejournal.com 2008-04-19 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Could [livejournal.com profile] schpydurx be the Voice of God?