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ehowton ([personal profile] ehowton) wrote2008-04-09 10:55 am
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PEEPS: Haven't you accused FAQs of being unreliable since they appear to be written by some moron's allusion rather than based off *actual* questions?
[livejournal.com profile] ehowton: Absolutely! Especially when you come across new content - its like filler someone's written for the sake of clarification, but the supposed 'questions' are so obtuse its obvious they were fabricated. In this case, these are real questions I have received enough times to feel it warrants an F.A.Q. for clarification's sake.


PEEPS:I see you active on AIM but you never talk to me. Do you hate me?
[livejournal.com profile] ehowton: Interesting conclusion! The short answer is no, I do not hate you, though I am probably ignoring you. Sometimes, if I try to interact when I'm busy, it comes off as brusque, so I've found that pretending I don't see you works to my advantage. See, though I am 'active' that simply means I'm currently using my computer - and since everything I do revolves around its use, most of the time (especially, but not limited to business hours) I'm working. That is, using other applications, other open window, perhaps on another monitor, or another computer altogether. I currently have two computers and three screens in which I operate.


PEEPS: Sometimes on AIM you don't say 'goodbye' when you leave. You just seem to...stop existing.
[livejournal.com profile] ehowton: On a good day, I remember to sign off, with or without saying goodbye. My inability to send an EOF statement personally is not an affront to you, nor a point I'm trying to drive home.


PEEPS: I sent you an email and you didn't respond.
[livejournal.com profile] ehowton: The average human, as a microcosm for society is inexorably linked to their work. As much as we wish this didn't happen, and while I don't mean that we are defined by what we do, rather, our work permeates our home life and we often bring our personal life into the office. Across my emails accounts (I'm down to two, thankfully) I get about 1000 a day. Missing your email is rare, but unless you asked me a direct question, its likely I didn't feel compelled to send a read-receipt. This does not mean I hate you.


PEEPS: Aren't I more important than anyone else you chat with during the day?
[livejournal.com profile] ehowton: Yes.


PEEPS: When don't you post?
[livejournal.com profile] ehowton: When my wife uses her feminine wiles to distract me. Between posting & boobs, boobs win 100% of the time. Show me your boobs, you have my undivided attention. Well, at least your boobs do.


PEEPS: Isn't authoring an FAQ on yourself awfully presumptuous and egotistical?
[livejournal.com profile] ehowton: You must be new here! Hi, my name is Eric. Nice to meet you.

[identity profile] schpydurx.livejournal.com 2008-04-09 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll show you my boobs if you'll show me your boobs.

[identity profile] ehowton.livejournal.com 2008-04-09 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I've seen you both.

She wins.

End of argument.

[identity profile] schpydurx.livejournal.com 2008-04-09 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I want to see boob, damnit!

[identity profile] ehowton.livejournal.com 2008-04-10 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
Lures both buck and doe! Doubles his chances.

[identity profile] galinda822.livejournal.com 2008-04-10 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
He might have a chance with the animals!

[identity profile] schpydurx.livejournal.com 2008-04-10 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
I want you to die.

[identity profile] irulan-amy.livejournal.com 2008-04-09 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL!! Thanks. :D

[identity profile] irulan-amy.livejournal.com 2008-04-09 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
But you've seen mine already!

[identity profile] ehowton.livejournal.com 2008-04-09 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
*sniff sniff* I smell a wumpus.

[identity profile] irulan-amy.livejournal.com 2008-04-10 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
LOL! No excuse, I'm around the internets ya know. ;)

[identity profile] ehowton.livejournal.com 2008-04-10 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-cat-in-quicksand-carpet.jpg

[identity profile] ehowton.livejournal.com 2008-04-10 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
You've been more active today than in the last six months. Don't get me wrong - I love it! But what gives? Come clean.

[identity profile] irulan-amy.livejournal.com 2008-04-10 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
Honestly, it was a slow day at work. I haven't had one of those in a really long time. Usually I barely have a second check personal email.

But today, I was able to stay on top of incoming emails thanks to Trillian and I actually had time to respond. I LOVE it. :D

[identity profile] ehowton.livejournal.com 2008-04-10 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
Search on man, calm savior
God-speed & forgive you
Morning-star, fragrant meadow person girl.

[identity profile] irulan-amy.livejournal.com 2008-04-10 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I had to Google that. ;)

[identity profile] irulan-amy.livejournal.com 2008-04-11 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
And by this I hope you know I meant it in the context of - "I had a slow day and I was thrilled to be able to hang around LJ and comment" NOT "I was bored, so I visited your blog."

Cause that's how I meant it!

[identity profile] ehowton.livejournal.com 2008-04-11 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
If there's two ways to take something, I always assume it's the choice that's awesome.

The other hadn't even crossed my mind.

[identity profile] irulan-amy.livejournal.com 2008-04-11 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
I like this approach. :D

[identity profile] irulan-amy.livejournal.com 2008-04-10 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
Also, I need to move up in the ranks of your top commenters. =P