There was once an Indian Native American back in the days of the Old West named Bowels who was being persuaded to move off of his land because the railroad company wanted to lay track across his land. So the Indian went into town to hire a lawywer.
Well, this particular Indian Native American couldn't read all that well. So he ended up going to the doctor instead. He tells the Doc, "Bowels no move." So the doctor gave him a laxative and told him to come back the next day. The next day, Bowels came back and said "Bowels still don't move." So the good doctor gave Bowels and even stronger laxative and told him to come back in the morning. The very next morning, the Indian Native American came in and said, "Bowels move. Tent full of do-do."
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IndianNative American back in the days of the Old West named Bowels who was being persuaded to move off of his land because the railroad company wanted to lay track across his land. So the Indian went into town to hire a lawywer.Well, this particular
IndianNative American couldn't read all that well. So he ended up going to the doctor instead. He tells the Doc, "Bowels no move." So the doctor gave him a laxative and told him to come back the next day. The next day, Bowels came back and said "Bowels still don't move." So the good doctor gave Bowels and even stronger laxative and told him to come back in the morning. The very next morning, theIndianNative American came in and said, "Bowels move. Tent full of do-do."