Once again sir, you've missed the point completely. Because I was ex-military, my standards are higher than others.
So you're saying that everyone else's standards are to wear un-ironed clothes? You are and arrogant, egotisical bastard.

No.
Not even with your coerce the voters campaign?

I'm sorry that's why you smoke cigars.
I don't, I enjoy the taste, but I smoke so infrequently that I wind up with a buzz.

Everybody on my friends list has pulled this stunt at least once. Your attempt today brought it to mind, but no sir, you are not alone.
So all your friends are morons?

I don't know who that is.
Do you know anything? Sheesh! John Dvoark